Blonde, big tits and not as bright as you might hope
| A chick this blonde, with tits that big in the face of that pretty can’t possibly be the brightest girl in the world. She came to stay at our place and told us she completely forgotten to bring her dildo with her! We told her not to worry because we knew we would be able to improvise. This scene was shot in the kitchen so she could use a bottle of liquid yogurt to make herself come in to cool herself off all at the same time. Lucky for us she didn’t try to eat the bottle itself! | ||||||
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Always Bet On Black…
It’s a Friday night and you’re out at your local dance club, otherwise known as the place where you go to find hos to stick your dick in. (Don’t worry, we don’t think you actually go there because you want to dance around like a ballerina, buddy.) The night is looking pretty shitty because the chicks look like hyenas, so you saunter over to the bar to drown your sorrows in a few cold ones before heading back to your pad all alone to whack off. You’re spilling a few tears in your beer when you look over and see them. By them, we mean two gigantic, chocolate tits. You look up and there she is, Carmen Hayes, in all her boobarific glory. Her red dress is barely covering her hooters and you know that it’s now or never, so you go over and introduce yourself. She rolls her eyes at you but you are not deterred because you know a chick like this is going be to a challenge. So you engage her in a gentleman’s wager and she takes the bait. If she can get you off with just her tits, you’ll give her a diamond necklace. If she can’t, then you get to nail her tight mocha pussy. You go back to the crib and she slams your cock with her bangin’ boobies until you spurt. You accept your defeat and when she tries to claim her diamond necklace prize, you tell her the truth: That creamy pearl necklace she is wearing is going to have to suffice. Then you smile and tell her that she should love her new jewelry because you made it yourself and those are the gifts that count the most.
Voluptuous August 2009
The Dixie Devereaux Interview
Originally published in August ’09 Voluptuous
Interview conducted by J.D. Robinson
When a girl–and a newcomer, at that–is built like Dixie Devereaux, you take pictures first and ask questions later. Which is what we did. Chances are you jacked to Dixie’s pictures first and are reading this interview only after having thoroughly enjoyed her 42-32-38 body with F-cup tits. And we’re not going to say we blame you. We would’ve done the same thing. But there’s more to Dixie than just a great pair of tits. She’s definitely a woman who’s worth knowing.
Golden Globes
“I masturbate a few times a week with a blue vibrator named Moe,” says Meggie Gold , a Florida girl. It would be cool if she owned two other toys named Larry and Curly. Meggie likes to play poker and billiards, drive hot cars, go to punk rock shows and have kinky sex. Sounds well-rounded to us. Meggie describes her perfect day as “sleeping in late, watching movies and getting laid multiple times.” She likes doggie position best and is very sexually assertive. When she wants the cock, she doesn’t waste any time in letting the guy of her choice know her interest. Her big fantasy is to fuck during a parachute jump. Sounds like a girl with plan.
Fertility Goddess: Lorna Morgan
“I am currently wearing a 32K bra,” says Lorna Morgan who’s posed for SCORE since 1998. When Lorna told us she was pregnant for the second time, we asked if she’d like to model. Thinking it over, the Welsh Wonder accepted and we arranged to meet her in London. “I think my boobs got a little bigger after my first pregnancy and even though they did go back down they never went back to the same size. I went from 30GG to an H cup. Apart from that, they were fine, I was lucky I didn’t get any stretch marks. During this pregnancy, I felt like I missed the second trimester completely and went from the first straight to the third. Having no waist does limit poses and there are times especially towards the end of the day when my belly got really heavy and I just wanted to lie down. On the positive side, it was fun because I was with people who knew me and we were careful not to overdo it and also my belly was getting a lot of attention which is a huge change for me. It’s normally all about the boobs!”
